Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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