Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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