Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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