I skipped work to stalk him.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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