Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
