Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Randomize