I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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