My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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