Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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