at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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