Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i think we sleep fucked last night...
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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