Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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