is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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