I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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