idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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