trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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