can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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