do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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