no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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