Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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