she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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