when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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