i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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