I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
