Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Naked Twister starts at high noon
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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