so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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