do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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