Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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