craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm at about main and main street
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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