wake up i wanna do it froggy style
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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