yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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