All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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