Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Randomize
