Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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