Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
