And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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