Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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