I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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