So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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