Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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