so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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