People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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