: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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