oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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