I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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