Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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