No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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