talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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