I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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