I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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