i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
