I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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