We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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