is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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