if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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